20.Aug.14 13 hours ago

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch, via seanp0donnell)

20.Aug.14 14 hours ago

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via vodkacupcakes)

19.Aug.14 1 day ago
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